After ever after lyrics

LYRICS
If you've ever wondered why
Disney's tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

Ariel
I loved being princess down in -- this beautiful ocean blue
But mermaids are going missing -- they end up in someone's stew
So just try to put yourself in -- to somebody else's gills
You're killing my ecosystem -- with fishing and oil spills
Thank you BP, thank you BP
The British are killing, oil is spilling
Now I can't see... MY EYES!
Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins
Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends
Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning
Thanks to BP
YOU SUCK!

Jasmine
Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared
My husband's a mark for the War on Terror
Aladdin was taken by the CIA
We're not Taliban
You've got the wrong man
In Guantanamo Bay
Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa
Interrogation from the nation of the "free"
Bin Laden's taken the fall
We're not trained pilots at all
Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss
We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us
Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country
Set free my Prince Ali

Belle
A whore! A whore!
A whore, a whore, a whore!
This town's gone wild since I married Adam
They think I'm going straight to hell
But the charges laid on me
Of bestiality
Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell
No, I'm overrun by mad men
I hear they plan to burn me at the stake
They legit believe I'm Satan
And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away

Pocahontas
After John Smith traveled back to England
I helped my people cultivate the fields
More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel
They forced us into unknown lands of exile
They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead
So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon
When I separate their bodies from their heads
Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?
Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball?
Can you paint with the red colors in these men
I can murder if I please
Cause I'm dying of disease
I can paint with the red colors in these men

How I Draw..

I got the eyelashes wrong, but that's Okai.
Oh, and I was thinking that I should post Drawings/Photographs in my posts.. c:

Just a short reminder.. I guess.. <3

Something that always annoys me..

I posted this because this is so annoying.
Whenever I hear people sing Macklemore in a shop. ((Or wherever they are.))
They're all like: "I walk into the club like what up I got a big _____"

Like, seriously? That's perverted. Girls wouldn't date guys who are dirty minded.
If I was Macklemore, I would say: "I walk into the club like Oh Wait. Wrong room."

Now that would get Billions of views. AM I NOT A GENIUS?! c:
Right? It's the comedy. I guess... People have +5 minutes of their life when they laugh.

I love it when I make people laugh.
I love to make songs, mostly. PARODIES.

Well, that's all.. See you tomorrow!!

Hi guys. <3

So, if you sent me a problem. I couldn't answer it because I couldn't log into my email.
Just send me your problems here: neojdemi@yahoo.com

Just a short reminder. I hope you understand. See you later~

ASK ME ANYTHING

Hi guys~
So, I really want to give advice.
I want to hear my fan's problems, and guess what?
I'm gonna make a Ask Jade page! Yay~
Got a problem? Need advice?
Jade is here to help.

So, email me you problems.
With the subject: My Problem/Ask Jade ((Choose any of them.))
Type your name and your problem. I'll be glad if you'll send me one.
And I hope my advice works. Bye sweeties~
Email: Jdemi_doner@hotmail.com

Love, Jade ((P.S. Remember that I'll always love you. c:))

Important Reminder

Hi guys, it's Jade. c:
Okai. Now, I'm really grown up now.
And I'm already 10 years old. I'm in grade 5.

I'm really happy because, I got the new Dork Diaries book.
And the bad thing is, I was gone for so long. Oh.

By the way, I'm was so fun watching Despicable me 2.
The best part is, I got a new One Direction book!

I won't be inactive anymore.
I promise I will be posting more stuff.
Love you guys~

At Violin class!

Yes, it's a modern class. We are allowed to bring gadgets! :))